I had to do a project for my ethics class. I had to write a speech about a transformation, and the speech had to be accompanied by some sort of visual aid. I decided to write about myself. I completely transformed my view of myself this past year or so, and these pictures are a representation of this change. I hated myself and my body for so long. I convinced myself that I was worthless and unlovable. I finally got sick of feeling like that, and decided to take this self-love journey. (And I’m glad I did.) The first picture portrays my initial negative view of myself, including words like, “disgusting,” “unlovable,” and “worthless.” The second picture, showing my transformation, says things like, “loved,” “beautiful,” and “kind.” Both images include the word “fat,” because fat no longer has a negative connotation in my mind. Fat, just like the other words written on my body in the second image, describe who I am. I am fat, and I am finally proud to be the woman I am.
A Chinese businessman hid two illegally built extra storeys on his penthouse suite with trees and plants. The penthouse already had a roofgarden, but it was increased in size to deceive neighbours and officials.
The Chinese construction industry is actually a treasure trove of ridiculously hilarious shit.
Europeans:I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
Americans:I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
#australians:i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay
Canadians:We left Toronto 2 days ago, We are still in Ontario, food is scarce. We are lost, soon we will have to eat each other to survive, oh wait there's a tims we're good.
Russians:I was in Yakutia, I drove for twenty eight hours, now I'm still in Yakutia, I travelled by train for 6 days, I'm still in Russia. Don't even try to leave Russia. Don't forget: you're here forever. Accept it and suffer.